(ACCIDENTAL) VIDEO 001

[kch_kch]

[Some big green eyes appear on screen. They don't seem to know they are being filmed.]

Hmm. What are you?

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[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

I'm...glad.

I don't believe I've caught your name. I'm Miguel. I'd kiss your hand if you weren't trapped in this box, but, ah...well, anyway. I would.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh... [She sounds so very suspicious.] I said my name already. Santana. You must have been distracted from the time travel.

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

[...]

You...are a señorita, right?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

...A girl? Yeah. If you saw me, that wouldn't be hard to believe, so what's with the second guessing?

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

[...]

It's just-- [Santana is usually a boy's name...] --ah, well. I suppose you must really be from a different world, then.

So, if I were to come see what a girl you are, where would you be? [Charming grin.]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Uh, somewhere away from the possibly-creepy new guy?

[Though he looks more like just a dumb blond.]

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

Oh, alright! Who's that? I'll keep an eye out for him for you. [:D]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

...I was talking about you.

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

...But I'm not creepy. I'm actually pretty charming, when you think about it.

[These puppy dog eyes are for you, Santana.]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Okay, I just met you. Your idea of charming is lost on me.

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

[...C:]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

...Are you having a seizure?

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

I-- I'm being charming.

[Of all times to be missing his mandolin...]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Your way of being charming is to make weird faces? Wow, the ancient past sure sounds weird.

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

Listen, chica, I will charm you to pieces. Just you wait.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Know what's not the best way to start charming someone? Wording it like a murderer would to their victim. Just a little advice for you, there.

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

If you've never been romanced into a puddle on the floor, you haven't been properly romanced.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[So between this and the creepy half-blind killer, she goes with the killer. Sixteen year olds are SMART.]

Uh-huh... I guess that's slightly less disturbing. I'm really not sure, though.

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

[He just grins. She'll see eventually. He'll charmingly rock her ship.]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

...Right. I'm gonna stop talking to you now.

[CLICK AND STUFF. Your charming plan backfired, Miguel. Sorry about that.]