(ACCIDENTAL) VIDEO 001

[kch_kch]

[Some big green eyes appear on screen. They don't seem to know they are being filmed.]

Hmm. What are you?

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[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

Uh-- w-wait. Señorita, I don't think I understand. What is this place? Why am I stuck? Who are you? What's a closet?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[Gasp! Someone who knows Spanish?? ...After that stupid event? Of course. Anyway, she's just gonna concentrate on the most important part of what he said.]

You don't know what a closet is? When the hell are you from?

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

Wh-- now? [What.] I think it's nearly August...

The year is 1519?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? Or like, stoned or something?

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

Well, I might have been killed, but with Cortez around I doubt it was as merciful as stoning.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Okay, none of that made any sense. You're either really dumb, or you're actually from...whenever you said.

So weird.

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm speaking...

I could say the same thing about this place.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Oh, this place is insane. You should fit right in.

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

I'm...glad.

I don't believe I've caught your name. I'm Miguel. I'd kiss your hand if you weren't trapped in this box, but, ah...well, anyway. I would.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh... [She sounds so very suspicious.] I said my name already. Santana. You must have been distracted from the time travel.

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

[...]

You...are a señorita, right?

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

...A girl? Yeah. If you saw me, that wouldn't be hard to believe, so what's with the second guessing?

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

[...]

It's just-- [Santana is usually a boy's name...] --ah, well. I suppose you must really be from a different world, then.

So, if I were to come see what a girl you are, where would you be? [Charming grin.]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Uh, somewhere away from the possibly-creepy new guy?

[Though he looks more like just a dumb blond.]

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

Oh, alright! Who's that? I'll keep an eye out for him for you. [:D]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

...I was talking about you.

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

...But I'm not creepy. I'm actually pretty charming, when you think about it.

[These puppy dog eyes are for you, Santana.]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Okay, I just met you. Your idea of charming is lost on me.

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

[...C:]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

...Are you having a seizure?

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

I-- I'm being charming.

[Of all times to be missing his mandolin...]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Your way of being charming is to make weird faces? Wow, the ancient past sure sounds weird.

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

Listen, chica, I will charm you to pieces. Just you wait.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Know what's not the best way to start charming someone? Wording it like a murderer would to their victim. Just a little advice for you, there.