Let's just like, skip through the boring parts of this conversation, okay? 'Cause I'm super over it.
Here. I'll be you.
"Blah, blah, you like, know people can't be nations, right? Not possible blah!"
Yeah, 'cause us being in a weird place where space and time have no meaning? Totally makes more sense.
And then you're all, "Blah, blah, what would that even entail", and I'm like, "Okay, so basically we're like, the personified soul of a people, blah blah affected by stuff like the land and the economy but mostly our people's feelings, or maybe it's the other way around and we're not really sure blah!"
And then you still don't believe me and treat me like I'm crazy until you realize everything here's crazy. The end.
[Hey, that was more painless than usual! Poland smiles.]
Yeah, that's totally it! [What was "Señor" from, again? Hell, Romance languages sound the same.] If you like, said your name before, I totes didn't catch it. You're what, Italian? A Spaniard?
[He wonders what nation-like things he might have met that weren't friendly :|a Those ones always seemed okay to him.]
Spaniard, yes. My name is Miguel. Ah, should I...call you something more respectful? I'm afraid lately I've been the one getting revered so I'm not sure what I should address you as.
I mean, like, if you want you could call me Lord Poland, but it'd be kinda weird when nobody else around here does it, so I've kinda given up on it for now~
You too! Like, what part of Spain are you from? I hear his place is like, really warm and sunny with mild winters and all--ugh, I'm super jealous, it gets wicked cold at my place in the winter!
I'm a bit of a...traveler, I'm afraid. Not from any one part. But it's true, it's a beautiful country. [Even if parts of it hate him and would just love to put him in jail...]
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So if I don't call you Padre, what do I call you?
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Well, I've never been, but I'm sure I've heard good things.
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You're serious, then.
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Here. I'll be you.
"Blah, blah, you like, know people can't be nations, right? Not possible blah!"
Yeah, 'cause us being in a weird place where space and time have no meaning? Totally makes more sense.
And then you're all, "Blah, blah, what would that even entail", and I'm like, "Okay, so basically we're like, the personified soul of a people, blah blah affected by stuff like the land and the economy but mostly our people's feelings, or maybe it's the other way around and we're not really sure blah!"
And then you still don't believe me and treat me like I'm crazy until you realize everything here's crazy. The end.
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...Amazing! I've never, ah, met anything like that before! Got close, I suppose, but not like this. You seem...more friendly, anyway.
Nice to meet you, Señor Poland.
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Yeah, that's totally it! [What was "Señor" from, again? Hell, Romance languages sound the same.] If you like, said your name before, I totes didn't catch it. You're what, Italian? A Spaniard?
[He wonders what nation-like things he might have met that weren't friendly :|a Those ones always seemed okay to him.]
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Pfft, whatever, just Poland's fine! Like, that's what everyone here calls me.
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It's very nice to meet you.
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You too! Like, what part of Spain are you from? I hear his place is like, really warm and sunny with mild winters and all--ugh, I'm super jealous, it gets wicked cold at my place in the winter!
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I like, haven't really met Spain--he's way far away, you know?
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There's just three of us here now, though.
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Who-- what-- uh-- the other two?
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...Can you introduce me?
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