Ohmigod, I totally couldn't be a priest! I'm a little too married for that, and it might kinda be a conflict of interests, anyway.

[As a nation, how absolute was his loyalty to the Vatican allowed to be? He's never really thought about it. He thinks about difficult things as little as possible :D]

But there weren't any priests here when I got here, so I figured, like, enough holy water and praying should totally do the trick, you know?