(ACCIDENTAL) VIDEO 001

[kch_kch]

[Some big green eyes appear on screen. They don't seem to know they are being filmed.]

Hmm. What are you?

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[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

So far, no one has found a way out on their own. Occasionally, Wonderland sends people away.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? Or like, stoned or something?

the thing I found seems to say you just capitalize it in the html :|a I might be wrong though

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

Señor. [He pauses, not even sure why this sounds different. As far as he's concerned he's always speaking Spanish, but for whatever reason he comes from a place where there is Spanish and Spanish.] Mister. Yes, that's it.

Tavros, a lovely name. [Not that he can really judge.] And, ah, thank you. Sincerely. He tends to get in trouble without me. Or with me, really, but it's so much more fun together.

Anyway! What's Alternia like? It sounds fascinating.

:|a

[takeonthestairs.livejournal.com]

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

Away where? Isn't this--

[Well, he isn't even sure what he'd call it. It's not really nice enough or bad enough to be either of those places. But this being the end seems to make the most sense, right?]

--hm. I guess there's no truly polite way to ask this, then.

Are we all passed on?

[video forever]

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

Oh. That's a relief. [He gets a little closer now.]

Who are you, then? A priest?

[notursalvation.livejournal.com]

[Because Miguel, being from 15-whatever, totally needs the experience of talking to a dude who has a robot voice. :|b]

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

Well, I might have been killed, but with Cortez around I doubt it was as merciful as stoning.

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

No. Some people here died before arriving, but others did not. We know this because sometimes people are released from this world and come back older.

iiiidk man

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

The Doom? Was it invaded or-- uh, did the gods end it?

That's...Well. I'm terribly sorry to hear that.

At least you escaped safely.

[video forever]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Ohmigod, I totally couldn't be a priest! I'm a little too married for that, and it might kinda be a conflict of interests, anyway.

[As a nation, how absolute was his loyalty to the Vatican allowed to be? He's never really thought about it. He thinks about difficult things as little as possible :D]

But there weren't any priests here when I got here, so I figured, like, enough holy water and praying should totally do the trick, you know?

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

[He exhales, slightly relieved. He did think he'd have some memory of dying if he had, after all.]

Right. Of course.

So there's a chance I can go home? Or well...perhaps not "home" but...free, anyway?

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

Yes. And when you return, you won't remember Wonderland and no time will have passed.

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

Probably, yes.

So if I don't call you Padre, what do I call you?

lmao oh dear

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

[...BRB, having some Tzekel-Kan flashbacks.]

Uhh...well, I was talking to this thing, but I suppose now I'll have to ask...um. You.

[He's prepared to make muchos apologies if this is a god.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

I'm like, the Kingdom of Poland! You can totes just call me Poland, though.

}:(

[takeonthestairs.livejournal.com]

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Okay, none of that made any sense. You're either really dumb, or you're actually from...whenever you said.

So weird.

sorry to make you do all the exposition stuff fff :<

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

In that case, are we simply mad?

No problem XD

[alwaysaboom.livejournal.com]

Possible, but it seems a very large delusion and shared by far too many people.

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

...You're Poland.

Well, I've never been, but I'm sure I've heard good things.

video, btw

[notursalvation.livejournal.com]

[A chuckle. Which just just a very deliberate sounding .]

[kch-kch.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm speaking...

I could say the same thing about this place.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Of course you have! I mean, I am pretty awesome.

[itsahotone.livejournal.com]

Oh, this place is insane. You should fit right in.